Michael Christmas - Bootleg Designer

feat. Sir Michael Rocks

(x2)
Fake Gucci from canal, get it for the loaf
BOOTLEG DESIGNER
Fubu and Versace,
Get it at the swap meet, get it for the loaf

My nigga had the vizvums slippers
T shirt say stop snitching
Get it, head band with the old champ 96's
Fake Gucci vazur upside down, extra negrish
Gotta get your shit from Chinatown, no speak engrish
You can't even say nothing funny, they start flippin
Like, 'hurry up and buy'
Bitch, we be here all the time
In the garment district got a lot of shit that you can cop and turn it into something igning
Bitch I might be on the fiddy, tryina crash land in the Civic
I make your party getting double look by your bitche
L L Been till we fucking with the stitching
Now it say L L Beanie Siegel nigga, listen
Bootleg designer, dirty scot pimping
It's got that bummy swag clean as a whistle, nigga

(x2)
Fake Gucci from canal, get it for the loaf
BOOTLEG DESIGNER
Fubu and Versace,
Get it at the swap meet, get it for the loaf

Man I got a sweatshop in my pop's basement
Where they making all of that Mariani
Couple Asian ladies with the sewing machines
And if you don't believe me, you can face time me
Got fake diamonds, got fake Versaci
Cigarette burns and the oja bowstraps
I'm on esi selling all my old clothes
Photoshop the screen printing the logos
I need a vetified not the jay penn
The resolution be too damn low
I'm rebooting computers they too damn slow
Order MacBook off a Craiglist
For like 2 and I'm hoping the shit ain't stolen
Got hella program but the shit ain't loadin'
Niggas scare me yeah probably
I'm designing fake shit as a hobby
Exotic gourmet, tat come, come and shop with us
Mercedes Benz suns made the zans on a sweatshirt
Sidekit phone and Garrett those both on the same shirt
Me and peanut double up and flip it
Take the fucking picture, pack it up and ship it
You complaining on my email talking bout you need a refund from PayPal
But I already sent your tracking information
And once the payment gets into me,
I gotta go and ree up and design more shit
The bootleg designer designing it
They asking me where do I find to that?
Finally I tell them I'm designing that

(x2)
Fake Gucci from canal, get it for the loaf
BOOTLEG DESIGNER
Fubu and Versace,
Get it at the swap meet, get it for the loaf

I bought a pair of kicks off a homeless nigga
‘Cause he ain't know that he had with him
Got a shirt with Gucci it's long sleeve
Rock tennis shoes, play badminton
Need a tan rope, couple ten hoes
She sues, reek the tan flows
Mom seen the fit, now my dashing tell him
He likes, take it up, now why you yellin'?

(x2)
Fake Gucci from canal, get it for the loaf
BOOTLEG DESIGNER
Fubu and Versace,
Get it at the swap meet, get it for the loaf

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