Hey shady baby, I'm hot
Like the prodigal son
Pick a battle eenie meenie miney moe
Hey flower, you're the chosen one
Well, your LEFT HAND'S FREE
And your right's in a grip
With another left hand
Watch his right hand slip
Towards his gun, oh no
I tackle weeds just so the moon buggers nibble
A right hand grip on his coat like she on me
Well, your LEFT HAND'S FREE
And your right's in a grip
With another left hand
Watch his right hand slip
Towards his gun, oh no
N E O, O M G, gee whiz
Girl, you're the one for me
Though your man's bigger than I am
All my days he disagrees, oh no
Speak easy
Well, my LEFT HAND'S FREE
Well, my LEFT HAND'S FREE
Well, my LEFT HAND'S FREE
Hey shady baby, I'm hot
Like the prodigal son
Pick a battle eenie meenie miney moe
Hey flower, you're the chosen one
Well, your left hand's free
Well, my LEFT HAND'S FREE
Well, my LEFT HAND'S FREE
Well, my LEFT HAND'S FREE
Well, my LEFT HAND'S FREE
Oh no